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The wind
The wind
The naughty wind
That blows the girls shirt high
But nature is clever
It sends dust with the wind
To close the eyes of boys
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Urdu teacher: woh dekho ek khoobsurat larki khari hai" isko apne alfaaz main likho. Student: woh dekho doston "tumhari bhabi khari hai.""
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Ek khusra vote mangte hoe:Me yakeen dilati hun agr hum kamyab hoe to jab bi kisi ky ghar kaka paida hoga GOVERNAMENT muft nachay gi.
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PIA slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50 years...
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Agar raat ko koi chahat ki had kar de or mohabat se ap ki gardan pe kiss kr de or karwat badalne par majbor kr de to yaqinan ye machar hi ho ga...
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American:- in our country,a man had no legs,we put him artificial legs now he is race champ. Russian:- in our country man had no arm,we put him artificial arm he is now boxing champ. Pakistani:- in our country a man had no brain we put sindhi cap on his head now he is our president.
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