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Jawahar Lal Nehru's Sister, Laxmi Pandit once said: "Agar Muslim League K Pass 100 Gandhi or 200 Abul Kalam bhi hotay to Wo Kabhi Pakistan Nahi Bana Saktay thay, Magar, Congress K Pass Ek Bhi Muhammad Ali Jinnah Hota, to Hindustan Kabhi Taqseem Nahi Hota.."
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(Breaking Newz) Y-Block Defence or Jail Road par 2 Cars daikhi gayi hain jin mein dhamaka khaiz Bachiyan hain : Hanso matt. . .:LABBO jaldi;-)
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00:05 00:04 00:03 00:02 00:01 ( (DHUZZzzz) ) Shukar Kro inbox Nhi Phat Gya KHUD-KUSH Sms Tha.
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Wo khush ikhlaqi, Wo pyaari Aankhein, Wo MASOOM sa chehra, Wo umda ZEHAN, Wo nice personality. Aapko YAAD Hai? GOOD! "Main ab Bhi waisa hi hoon"..
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The sixth sick sikh's sixth sheep is sick. (Ye dunya ka sb se mushkal tareen jumla hai jo zuban ko ghuma deta hai,according to Guiness Book of World Records.
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Tu ny dekha hi nahi Naksha meri Tanhai ka "Fraaz" ik Qiyamat hy jo her Raat guzar jati hy...
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Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahi ata tha,srdar ne hr swal k nechay |||||||||||| is tara ki lines laga de or likha Scratch kr k anser parh lein.
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Mein roney Se darta hon; Juda honay Se darta hon; Meri ankhein batati haink Mein Sonay Se darta hon; Meri Ungli pakar lena, Mujhe Tanha Nhi karna Ye duniya ik Mela hai, isliye, Tumhein khoney Se darta hon; Jab hansta hoon To kiyun,palkoon k Goshey bheeg Jatey hain? Tumhain Maloom hai Main Is Tarhan roney Se darta hon. Ye Jb Se khuwab dekha hai, Mujhay TUM Chor Jao Gy, Main Ab khuwbon Se drta hun Main Ab Sony Say darta hon
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Saleeqa ho agar Bheegi hui AANKHON ko Parrhny ka "FARAZ" Tou Behtay huey AANSU bhi akser BAAT kerty hain...!
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1 Jungle mae Cheeta Chars ka soota lgany wala tha k 1 Chooha aya or bola "Chor do ye sb, aao mre sath,Dekho jungle kitna piara h, ao mre sath bhago.. Cheetay ne 1 lamha socha phr us k sath dornae laga. Agay 1 Hathi Afeem pi rha tha, Chooha phr bola "Chor do ye sb, Dekho jungle kitna piara h, ao mre sath bhago.. Hathi b sath dorne lga. Agy Shaer Garda tiar kr rha tha,choohay ne usy b wohi kaha.. Shair ne Choohay ko 5,6 chapparain Lagain. Hathi: Ye to tmhy zindgi ki tarf la rha ha,Q maar rhy ho Becharae ko? Shaer: "Ae Kuttae da Putar, Pichli vari vi aap 'Powder' pi k 3 ghantay mainu nasanda ryia "
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Kabhi Uss ko yaqeen hoga meri wafaon ka kabhi tu badlega rukh in fizaon ka Hai yaqeen k Woh mil jayega mujhe Itna tu sila dega mera RAB meri duaaon ka !
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Girls's TOP 10 lies; 1.I miss u. 2.Im single. 3.Mai pehli dafa kisi larke se baat kr rhi hon. 4.Mai czn se baat kr rhi thi. 5.Mjhe TUM kehna acha nhi lagta. 6.Mai pyar pe believe nhi krti. 7.Mai dosri larkio jaisi nhi. 8.Mjhe kuch nhi pata. 9.Sab larke ek jaise hotay hain. 10.Tm meri zindagi k pehle or akhri larke ho,mai nhi reh paongi tmhre bina. Send to all boys to warn them and send to girls so they can laugh coz they knw its true:p
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A man died & went to heaven.. There he saw a large wall of clocks, He asks angel "What are these for? Angel Answer: "These are lie clocks, Every person has a lie clock! Every time when you lies on earth clock moves" The man asked, Where's zardari's clock? Angel replied "Thats in our office... We use that as CEILING Fan..."
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Beautiful quote.... INTELEGENT girls are found in every cornor of the world, but unfortunatly, the world is round.....
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Wife: Aapko meri khubsurti zyada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi? Husband: Muje to tumhari ye mzaq krne ki aadat boht achi lagti hai...
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Pathan Ek larki say"I love you" Larki: "tammeez say batt karo" Pathan: "bismilah hir rheman nir rahim, With due respect I beg to state that I love you" :-)
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Ab urdu, pashto & english ki kamyabi k baad, faraz paish hai arbi mai HÃ aza ya farazaa, aalu matar pyaza Ya Rafeeqa Ya Rafeeqa! sms na kita ae ki tareeqa?
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80yr Man: my 20yr Wife iz Pregnant any advce Dr: pehle 1 story suno Ek Shikari ko shikar pe jane ki jaldi thi,wo Gun ki jaga ghalti se Chatri le gya,us ne jungle me 1Sher dekha,jaldi se Chatri ka handle khncha,or fire kia! sher gira or mar gya Old man: imposble! Ksi or ne fire kia hoga Dr:EXACTLY
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A man died & went to heaven.. There he saw a large wall of clocks, He asks angel "What are these for? Angel Answer: "These are lie clocks, Every person has a lie clock! Every time when you lies on earth clock moves" The man asked, Where's zardari's clock? Angel replied "Thats in our office... We use that as CEILING Fan..."
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Sardar to Sardarni:"Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyaan di Race Aye, Main othey Jaana Aye" Sardarni: "Tureya jaanda nai,tay Race lao gey..!"
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Jis jis bhai ne apna fitrana dena ho wo in companies se rabta karein.. ZONG: "Sb de do" UFONE: "Tum bhi to do" MOBILINK: "Fitrany per no samjhota" TELENOR: "Fitarana hai dhun sub ki" WARID: "Fitraney ka network" So roz balance check karo aur in yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.
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