Boy & girl playing ludo.Boy:agr 1,2,3,4,5, aya to i'll kiss u. Girl: what?achha or agr 6 aya to? Boy:kbi ludo nhi kheli kya .6 aya to dubara meri baari.
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Boy: Tum Shadi K Baad Apnay Leyay Alag Ghar To Nahi Mango Gi na, Girl: Aray Nahi mein aisi larki nahi Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena.....
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TENSION Larki ne Apse Lift mangi Raste me UskiTabiat Kharab h0gai Aap Hospital Le gay Doc bola Ap bap ban'ne wale hoapk0 TENTION! Ap bole Me iska Bap nhi! Phr larki say pucha Larki boli Yehi Baap hy Apk0 0r tenti0n Phr Police i Apka medical chek up hua Report i k Ap to kabhi Bap hi Nhi bn sakte Aap ne Khuda ka Shukr Ada kia Aur ap khushi khushi bahar a gaye! 0r phr Socha k Ghar pe jo 4 bache hen.. Wo kis k hen.. ;-> apk0 phr Tension!
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Boy: Tum gaana bohat acha gaati ho..!!
Girl: Thanx but I am just a bathroom singer..!!
Boy: Bohat accha tou phir bulao na kabhi apni mehfil main.
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Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?
Girl:mere parents allow nai krte,
Boy:tou merey parents ney kya mujhey aashiq society ki membership dilwayi hai!
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