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.Wife: Aapko meri khubsurti zyada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi? Husband: Muje to tumhari ye mzaq krne ki aadat boht achi lagti hai...
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Pathan Ek larki say"I love you" Larki: "tammeez say batt karo" Pathan: "bismilah hir rheman nir rahim, With due respect I beg to state that I love you" :-)
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W0 Manzilain ßi kho Gayin, W0 Raastay ßi kh0 Gaye, J0 Aashna Sey L0g Thy, W0 Ajnabi Se H0 Gaye, Na Chand Tha Na Chandni, Ajeb Thi W0 Zindgi, Chirag Thy k ßujh Gaye, Naseb Thy k S0 Gaye, Ye Pochty Hen Rastay, Ruky H0 kis k Wasty, Chal0 Tm ßi Ab Chal0, W0 Mehrban ßi kh0 Gaye...!!
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Ab urdu, pashto & english ki kamyabi k baad, faraz paish hai arbi mai HÃ aza ya farazaa, aalu matar pyaza Ya Rafeeqa Ya Rafeeqa! sms na kita ae ki tareeqa?
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80yr Man: my 20yr Wife iz Pregnant any advce Dr: pehle 1 story suno Ek Shikari ko shikar pe jane ki jaldi thi,wo Gun ki jaga ghalti se Chatri le gya,us ne jungle me 1Sher dekha,jaldi se Chatri ka handle khncha,or fire kia! sher gira or mar gya Old man: imposble! Ksi or ne fire kia hoga Dr:EXACTLY
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Batao wo kya chez ha jo ha to tmhari Lekin Hmesha dosre lete hain? ? Oye Tera Nam Yar! . Tu bund smjha tha na Chal koi bat ni tera jwab b thek hai.
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"AlwAyS' 'HanSo ' "JiYo " "MusKuRaO' 'KiYa pta " " " " " "" Kal " " " " " " " " "Daant Hon na Hoon ,****, ((@..@)) (:::::) so smile :-)
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Nafsiaat ka practical ho rha tha, professor ne 1 choohay k liay 1 traf cake or 1 traf choohia rkh di chooha foran cake ki traf lapka. 2sri bar cake ko bdal kr roti rkhi to chooha roti ko lpka. is trah bar bar food item bdla mgr chooha hr bar food ki trf bhaga. Prof: Bus sabit ho gya k bhook hi sb se bari taqat hy. Last row se aik student bola: "sir g ik wari chui v bdal k vekh lo":-)
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Plz 4wd this msg. q k ye 1 aam msg nahi... Sub Muslims se appeal hy k khuda k liye"WALLS" ice cream mat khain Q k "PHIR MERA B DIL KARTA HAI":-(
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Ek sharif admi shadi k bad apni biwi se bola: Aj se tum hi meri zeenat ho,tabassum ho, tamanna ho. BIWI: Mere liye b aaj se aap hi kamran ho,Irfan ho,Imran ho!
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"Waris Shah" Patthar kadi gulaab nai hunday, Korey waraq kitaab nai hunday J kr laaiye yaari sajna, Fer yaraan naal hisaab nai hunday..
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"Gama": Yar sadi miss kendi ay k majj da dood pean nal dimagh tez honda ay Pappu:Gapp mardi ay je ay gal hondi tay apna "kutta" engineer na honda.
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Sardion Ki Sham thi, Mai Ne Us K Hath Pe Hath Rakha tu wo Garam tha Mai Ne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hoti Hai Us Ne Hans Kr Kaha "Kanjra bukhar ae menon"
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2 ghanty Aatay ki line main khary rehny k baad 1 pathan ghussy main chillaya. 'Main Zardari ko goli marny ja raha hon" kuch dair k baad wo wapis aa k phir line main lag gaya. Kisi ne pocha, "Kya maar dia usay? " pathan ne jawab dia: "Wahan bhi line lagi hoi hai,
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JAVED MIANDAD or IMRAN KHAN ki larae ki asli waja.. Miandaad ny shot mar kar imran ko totle zuban may awaz de... "imlan bhai... lun le lo.." :-)
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We condole the sad demise of Father of Hamid Mir, Papa of Ansar Abbasi, Daddy of Shahid Masood, Baba jani of Imran Khan, Abbu of Munawar Hassan Dolha Bhai of Hameed Gul., Hero of Prviz Mushraf & Younger Brother of Altaf Hussain Hazrat Baitullah Mehsood., who was husband of only 19 wives & father of only 42 kids, Was living a life of true Faqeer (with only 3 billion Rs.). May his soul now rest in Piece alongwid his sons mentioned above, Aameen.
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"CRYING alone is really better than LAUGHING with the people who HATE u but ACT like LOVING u"
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1 Medical rap Suhaag Raat Biwi Se Sex Kar Raha Tha Biwi= Ye Tumhara Apna He Ha Na? Mdical Rap:Kiya Mtlab ? Biwi: Medical Rap K Pas Aksar sample hotay hain na
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Kmzoriyon sy jung achhi nai hai Farzana. . . . taqat ka khzana.... German health centr, Chowk yateem khana.
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Child: Papa jab aap ki aur Mummy ki shadi hoi tab main kaha tha. Papa: Barat waley din mery paas thay aur valimey waley din apni mummy k pass.;-)
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Sardar to Sardarni:"Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyaan di Race Aye, Main othey Jaana Aye" Sardarni: "Tureya jaanda nai,tay Race lao gey..!"
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1 Kashti Tufaan Main Phans Gai, Captain: Kisi Ko Tufaan Se Bachnay Ki Dua Yaad Hai? Molvi: Haan Mujhe! Captain: Theek Hai Tum Dua Mango Hamaray Pass 1 Life Jacket Kam Hai...!
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Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola:LIGHT Aa RAHI HAY? Nurse: NO Bacha bola Oh ho... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PAKISTAN!
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Journalist to meera: What Type Of Roles U Like ?? Meera : Wesay Tu I like Chicken Roll, Lekin... Beef Roll Bhi Khaa Leti HouN... :-D
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Mom Of The Milenium: A Girl Tells her Mom: "I Wan Some Fresh Air, Can i Go For a Walk ?" Mom: "Alright, But Ask Your Fresh Air To Leave You Home By 9PM.."
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Sardaar ki BV bhaag gai. 3 din baad wapis aaye Sardaar ghusse se bola "Hun ki lain aayi ain'' Sardarni: "Mobile da charger bhul gai c"
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Sardar giving his medical entrance exam. Gave definitions as follows:- *Antibody: Against everybody. *Artery: Study of fine paintings. *Cardiology: Advanced study of playing cards. *CT scan: Scanning whole city f0r germs. *Coma: Punctuation mark. *Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria.
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The hardest moments r not those when tears flow from ur eyes its when u have to hide the tears in ur eyes with a smile to remove tears from someone elses' eyes.
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Teacher : Sabaq phir parh sadakat ka amanat ka shujaat ka... Sardar: L0 ker lo gal, Apna Yaad nai h0nda tay hun ina da v prho ?
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Girls's TOP 10 lies; 1.I miss u. 2.Im single. 3.Mai pehli dafa kisi larke se baat kr rhi hon. 4.Mai czn se baat kr rhi thi. 5.Mjhe TUM kehna acha nhi lagta. 6.Mai pyar pe believe nhi krti. 7.Mai dosri larkio jaisi nhi. 8.Mjhe kuch nhi pata. 9.Sab larke ek jaise hotay hain. 10.Tm meri zindagi k pehle or akhri larke ho,mai nhi reh paongi tmhre bina. Send to all boys to warn them and send to girls so they can laugh coz they knw its true:p
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How a boy withdraw money from ATM 1.Park d car 2.Go 2 ATM machine 3.Insert card 4.Enter pin 5.Take money 6.Take ATM card 7.Drive away & how a GIRL 1.Park d car 2.Check makeup 3.Turn off engine 4.Chk mkup 5.Go 2 ATM 6.Hunt 4 ATM card in purse 7.Insert card 8.Hit cancel 9.Hunt in purse 4 chit hvng pin on dat 10.Insert card 11.Enter pin 12.Tk cash 13.Go 2 car 14.Chk mkup 15.Strt car 16.Stop car 17.Run back 2 ATM 18.Take ATM card 19. Chk mkup 20.Drive away
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A sexy girl asked ''Do you prefer Legs or Breasts? I said I prefer shaved Pussy and Blowjobs And They beat me and threw me out. Apparently it's not an answer to be given at KFC.!
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(Breaking Newz) Y-Block Defence or Jail Road par 2 Cars daikhi gayi hain jin mein dhamaka khaiz Bachiyan hain : Hanso matt. . .:LABBO jaldi;-)
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A Sheikh boy fell in love with a Sheikh girl. Larki: "Jab dady so jayen ge to main gali may sika phenkoon gi to tum foran andar aa jana" Lekin Larka sika phenknay k 1 ghantay baad aya. Larki: Itni daer q laga di? Boy: Main sika dhoond raha tha. Larhki: O pagal wo to mainay dhaga bandh k phenka tha..
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1 din 1 pathan ne apni qaza namaz ada krny ki sochi, namaz se pehly unche awaz main niyat ki "2 rakat namaz qaza fajar 27-05-2007, ALLAHU AKBAR" ;)
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Child: Papa jab aap ki aur Mummy ki shadi hoi tab main kaha tha. Papa: Barat waley din mery paas thay aur valimey waley din apni mummy k pass.;-)
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1 Kashti Tufaan Main Phans Gai, Captain: Kisi Ko Tufaan Se Bachnay Ki Dua Yaad Hai? Molvi: Haan Mujhe! Captain: Theek Hai Tum Dua Mango Hamaray Pass 1 Life Jacket Kam Hai...!
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Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola:LIGHT Aa RAHI HAY? Nurse: NO Bacha bola Oh ho... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PAKISTAN!
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Journalist to meera: What Type Of Roles U Like ?? Meera : Wesay Tu I like Chicken Roll, Lekin... Beef Roll Bhi Khaa Leti HouN... :-D
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Batao wo kya chez ha jo ha to tmhari Lekin Hmesha dosre lete hain? ? Oye Tera Nam Yar! . Tu bund smjha tha na Chal koi bat ni tera jwab b thek hai.
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Ajeeb lagti hai shaam kabhi kabhi ZiNdagi lagti hai bejaN kabhi kabhi Samjh Aaye to hamen bhi bataNa k kiyoN karti haiN yadeN pareshaN kabhi kabi.
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~=G=h=a=z=a=l =~ Yun Humko Satany Ki Zarurat Kya Thi Dil Mera Tor K Jany Ki Zarurat Kya Thi Jo Nhi Tha Ishq To Keh Diya Hota Humy Yun Aazmany Ki Zarurat Kya Thi Maloom Tha Gehry Khuwab Toot Jayeingy Neend Me Aa Kar Jaagany Ki Zarurat Kya Thi Maan Lun Agr Ye 'Yak Tarfa' Muhabat Thi Mujhy Dekh Kar Muskurany Ki Zarurat Kya Thi Jo Hum Na Thay Tumhary Qabil=e=Nazar To Mujko Muhabat Sikha Kar Thokar Lagany Ki Zaroorat kia thi.. ....................
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Nafsiaat ka practical ho rha tha, professor ne 1 choohay k liay 1 traf cake or 1 traf choohia rkh di chooha foran cake ki traf lapka. 2sri bar cake ko bdal kr roti rkhi to chooha roti ko lpka. is trah bar bar food item bdla mgr chooha hr bar food ki trf bhaga. Prof: Bus sabit ho gya k bhook hi sb se bari taqat hy. Last row se aik student bola: "sir g ik wari chui v bdal k vekh lo":-)
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00:05 00:04 00:03 00:02 00:01 ( (DHUZZzzz) ) Shukar Kro inbox Nhi Phat Gya KHUD-KUSH Sms Tha.
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The sixth sick sikh's sixth sheep is sick.. (Ye dunya ka sb se mushkal tareen jumla hai jo zuban ko ghuma deta hai,according to Guiness Book of World Records.
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Tu ny dekha hi nahi Naksha meri Tanhai ka "Fraaz" ik Qiyamat hy jo her Raat guzar jati hy...
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Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahi ata tha,srdar ne hr swal k nechay |||||||||||| is tara ki lines laga de or likha Scratch kr k anser parh lein.
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Plz 4wd this msg. q k ye 1 aam msg nahi... Sub Muslims se apeal hy k khuda k liye"WALLS" ice cream mat khain Q k "PHIR MERA B DIL KARTA HAI":-(
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1 Jungle mae Cheeta Chars ka soota lgany wala tha k 1 Chooha aya or bola "Chor do ye sb, aao mre sath,Dekho jungle kitna piara h, ao mre sath bhago.. Cheetay ne 1 lamha socha phr us k sath dornae laga. Agay 1 Hathi Afeem pi rha tha, Chooha phr bola "Chor do ye sb, Dekho jungle kitna piara h, ao mre sath bhago.. Hathi b sath dorne lga. Agy Shaer Garda tiar kr rha tha,choohay ne usy b wohi kaha.. Shair ne Choohay ko 5,6 chapparain Lagain. Hathi: Ye to tmhy zindgi ki tarf la rha ha,Q maar rhy ho Becharae ko? Shaer: "Ae Kuttae da Putar, Pichli vari vi aap 'Powder' pi k 3 ghantay mainu nasanda ryia "
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"Pakistani Poem" Mera TV Hai Japani, Or Patloon Englistani, Ghar Main Bijli Hai Na Paani, Yaro Main Hoon Pakistani, Mere Leader Mou K Kaalay, In K Zehno Main Hain Taalay, Daku Choor Luteray Saalay, Dil Main In K Baimani, Yaaro Main Hoon Pakistani, Mere Logo Main Nadani, Meri Galyoun Main Wirani, Aata Daal Nahi To Kya Hai Main Khaalonga Mayyat Ki Biryani, Sar Pe Mere Khaak uraani, Meri Manzil Hai Anjani, Yaaro Main Hoon Pakistani :-)
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"Gama": Yar sadi miss kendi ay k majj da dood pean nal dimagh tez honda ay Pappu:Gapp mardi ay je ay gal hondi tay apna "katta" engineer na honda.
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2 ghanty Aatay ki line main khary rehny k baad 1 pathan ghussy main chillaya. 'Main Zardari ko goli marny ja raha hon" kuch dair k baad wo wapis aa k phir line main lag gaya. Kisi ne pocha, "Kya maar dia usay? " pathan ne jawab dia: "Wahan bhi line lagi hoi hai,
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JAVED MIANDAD or IMRAN KHAN ki larae ki asli waja.. Miandaad ny shot mar kar imran ko totle zuban may awaz de... "imlan bhai... lun le lo.." :-)
We condole the sad demise of Father of Hamid Mir, Papa of Ansar Abbasi, Daddy of Shahid Masood, Baba jani of Imran Khan, Abbu of Munawar Hassan Dolha Bhai of Hameed Gul., Hero of Prviz Mushraf & Younger Brother of Altaf Hussain Hazrat Baitullah Mehsood., who was husband of only 19 wives & father of only 42 kids, Was living a life of true Faqeer (with only 3 billion Rs.). May his soul now rest in Piece alongwid his sons mentioned above, Aameen.
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"CRYING alone is really better than LAUGHING with the people who HATE u but ACT like LOVING u"
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1 Medical rap Suhaag Raat Biwi Se Sex Kar Raha Tha Biwi= Ye Tumhara Apna He Ha Na? Mdical Rap:Kiya Mtlab ? Biwi: Medical Rap K Pas Aksar sample hotay hain na
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Kmzoriyon sy jung achhi nai hai Farzana. . . . taqat ka khzana.... German health centr, Chowk yateem khana.
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1 Aadmi ne Addres Malom krne k liye SARDAR se kaha Kya Main Apko 1 TakLif De Skta Hoon? SARDAR: Kutti dya putra Hth te la k Vaikh, Main Tera Mou pun dyan ga:-D
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Mom Of The Milenium: A Girl Tells her Mom: "I Wan Some Fresh Air, Can i Go For a Walk ?" Mom: "Alright, But Ask Your Fresh Air To Leave You Home By 9PM.."
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Sardaar ki BV bhaag gai. 3 din baad wapis aaye Sardaar ghusse se bola "Hun ki lain aayi ain'' Sardarni: "Mobile da charger bhul gai c"
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