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Nigah Azal sy pyasi ha or kuch b nhi, Sari Dunia hi khafa c hy or kuch b nhi, Gham-e-jana hy Na gham-e-dunia"Ali" Aik bay naam udasi hy or kuch b nhe....ù
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How a boy withdraw money from ATM 1.Park d car 2.Go 2 ATM machine 3.Insert card 4.Enter pin 5.Take money 6.Take ATM card 7.Drive away & how a GIRL 1.Park d car 2.Check makeup 3.Turn off engine 4.Chk mkup 5.Go 2 ATM 6.Hunt 4 ATM card in purse 7.Insert card 8.Hit cancel 9.Hunt in purse 4 chit hvng pin on dat 10.Insert card 11.Enter pin 12.Tk cash 13.Go 2 car 14.Chk mkup 15.Strt car 16.Stop car 17.Run back 2 ATM 18.Take ATM card 19. Chk mkup 20.Drive away
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Biwi Par Hukoomat Karnqy Walay Begherat Hotay Hain, Asal Mard Wo Hai Jo Biwi Ko Marwa Kar Hukoomat Karta Hai :-) "Samajh Tay Gaey HO Gay"
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Masla e Pakistan: Hamara masla hai"Acceptance" Her Pakistani mukhtalif kaam ker raha hai aur kertay huway bhi yehi samajh raha hai k yeh uska kaam nai ! Gharailu khawateen apnay susral main reh bhi rai hain laikin yeh sochtay huway k unhain asal main yahan nai rehna chahye ! Her Clerk aur her manager yehi soch raha hai k shayed usay uskay boss ki jagah hona chahye tha ! Motorcycle wala Car aur choti car wala bari Car aur us se bari car wala mazeed bari car ka khawahishmand hai ! Siwae aik Aadmi k sab log apni kismat se na khush hain aur usay unjustified samajhtay hain, wo aik aadmi kon hai ? Samajh to aap gaye hongay !!!
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Ek Sindhi aur ek Pathan ka interview Tha.. Sindhi se: Q: Taleem? Ans: B.A Q: Pakistan kab bana? Ans: koshish pehle se chal rahi thi par 1947 Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy? Ans: bahut aye gae lekin ab Geelani sahab.. Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne Teeno ans yaad kar liye 1- B.A, 2- 1947, 3- Geelani Ab Pathan se. Q: Naam? Ans:B.A Q: kab peda hoe? Ans: koshish buht jari thy per 1947 Q: Baap ka naam? Ans: wese to kitne aye gae lekn ab Geelani sahab hai..
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Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2012 Q1. Describe the mechanism of lodsheding & blood shedding in Pakistan. Q2.How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words. Q3.What is a Roti? Briefly explain relation between shahbaz sharif and roti. Q4.Draw labeled diagram of a suicide jacket. Also describe its function. Q5. what is PETROL used for? Support ur answer with examples Q6. Which part of Pak is yet not sold to USA? Q7. Differentiate bw Atta & FATA.
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MUHABAT KIS SE KI JAYE SURAJ SE? Lekin is men tpash hoti he PANI SE? Ye baha kr le jata he DUNYA SE? Ye to rulati he PHOLON SE? Ye mrjah jate hen PAISE SE? Ye to rishte torta he BULANDI SE? Ye to mu k bal girati he KHUShi SE? Ye to waqti hoti he LOGOUN SE? Ye to bewafa hote hen To phr akhir mohabat kis se ki jae? ? ? Sarkar-E- Madina say! jo us din b sath honge jab maan bap b apni olad ko bhul jayenge. "SUBHANALLHA" Gudmorning.
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Jis jis bhai ne apna fitrana dena ho wo in companies se rabta karein.. ZONG: "Sb de do" UFONE: "Tum bhi to do" MOBILINK: "Fitrany per no samjhota" TELENOR: "Fitarana hai dhun sub ki" WARID: "Fitraney ka network" So roz balance check karo aur in yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.
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UsS Ne Kaha Tha K Bari Ho K Main Driver Banu Gi ~. FaraZ .~ Lekin Zamanay Ki Ranjishon Ne UsS Ko Texi Bana Diya .
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Nokri aor PARHAI soch samaj k chorna mery dosto, kyou k....? Ab to khota 60,000 ka or rehri 40,000 ki hai. :-D
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Larki: Ye pars pakro, kholna nai, mai abi ayi. Srdar ne khola us me rubr ka LUN Nikla. Wapsi par, Larki:khola to nai Srdar: nai,mai BUND pharwani c khol k.
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Sardar giving his medical entrance exam. Gave definitions as follows:- *Antibody: Against everybody. *Artery: Study of fine paintings. *Cardiology: Advanced study of playing cards. *CT scan: Scanning whole city f0r germs. *Coma: Punctuation mark. *Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria.
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Jawahar Lal Nehru's Sister, Laxmi Pandit once said: "Agar Muslim League K Pass 100 Gandhi or 200 Abul Kalam bhi hotay to Wo Kabhi Pakistan Nahi Bana Saktay thay, Magar, Congress K Pass Ek Bhi Muhammad Ali Jinnah Hota, to Hindustan Kabhi Taqseem Nahi Hota.."
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Wo khush ikhlaqi, Wo pyaari Aankhein, Wo MASOOM sa chehra, Wo umda ZEHAN, Wo nice personality. Aapko YAAD Hai? GOOD! "Main ab Bhi waisa hi hoon"..
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Mein roney Se darta hon; Juda honay Se darta hon; Meri ankhein batati haink Mein Sonay Se darta hon; Meri Ungli pakar lena, Mujhe Tanha Nhi karna Ye duniya ik Mela hai, isliye, Tumhein khoney Se darta hon; Jab hansta hoon To kiyun,palkoon k Goshey bheeg Jatey hain? Tumhain Maloom hai Main Is Tarhan roney Se darta hon. Ye Jb Se khuwab dekha hai, Mujhay TUM Chor Jao Gy, Main Ab khuwbon Se drta hun Main Ab Sony Say darta hon
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Saleeqa ho agar Bheegi hui AANKHON ko Parrhny ka "FARAZ" Tou Behtay huey AANSU bhi akser BAAT kerty hain...!
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"Waris Shah" Patthar kadi gulaab nai hunday, Korey waraq kitaab nai hunday J kr laaiye yaari sajna, Fer yaraan naal hisaab nai hunday..
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Kabhi Uss ko yaqeen hoga meri wafaon ka kabhi tu badlega rukh in fizaon ka Hai yaqeen k Woh mil jayega mujhe Itna tu sila dega mera RAB meri duaaon ka !
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1st frnd: kya soch rahay ho 2nd frnd: soch raha hun kisi ameer larki say shadi karon or phr wo mar jae or sara paisa mera ho jae 1st frnd: leh eddda tu Zardari.
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Teacher : Sabaq phir parh sadakat ka amanat ka shujaat ka... Sardar: L0 ker lo gal, Apna Yaad nai h0nda tay hun ina da v prho ?
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