Insult SMS


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Ap jeet chuke hen 50Laakh Ab 1crore 1jawab ki duri pe?

Or 1crore ka Sawal ap k Screen pe 'KIYA APNE MASJID SE CHAPPAL CHORI KRNA CHOR DI''

A=yes

B=No

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Arain Boy love to Arain girl.

1 din Lrki ne kaha k Jb mera baap so jay ga to main 1 sika phenku gi to Tum andr a jana.

Rat ko Lrki ne sika phenka Lekin Lrka sika phenkne k 1 ghnte k bad aya,

Lrki ne waja pochi 'Wo mai sika dhond rha tha



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Ap Roothtay Rahy~ Hum Manatay Rahy~ ApKi Rahon Me Palkain Bichatay Rahy~ Ap Ne Kabi Murr K Na Dekha ! Hum Peechay Sy ApKo~ Munh Chiratay Rahy

~(-_-)""



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*Eik Kam Kar

*Mobile Off Kar

*Battery Kadd

*Sim V Kadd le

*Te Mobile nu kisi truk de thaly de de

Jadon sms nahi karna te mobile rakhan da ki fayeda



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Teri surat mere dil main aise bas gai hai.. Ghor farmaiyega..

Teri surat mere dil me aise bas gai hai..

Jese chotay se darwazay main koi bhens phas gai hai.



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JIN BHOOT raat ko wiranon mein Q ghumty hen?

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Chalo Choro

Ye tumhara Personal Matter hai.Jahan marzi ghomo phiro!:-)





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Bruce Lee's Favorites:

Vegtable= Moo-Lee

Festivl= Diwa-Lee

Actres= Sona-Lee

Music= Qawa-Lee

Film= Coo-Lee

Animl= Bil-Lee

Brain= Urs

Why?

Bcoz

Kha-Lee..!!

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